Bill & Hill Take The Hamptons, Chelsea & Scarlett Make Baby Plans, Mama Kris Is MIA

As we move closer to the craziness of July in the Hamptons, the temperature of both the water and days are rising. Therefore soon the heavy hitters will be helicoptering /private jetting in on a more regular basis. But the secret of where Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton are renting this season is sworn to secrecy. Word is that they are bypassing Sagaponack, where they rented recently, for Amagansett. Time will tell.

One thing for sure is that they will eventually surface at Almond in Bridgehampton to sample the talents of their favorite Hamptons chef Jason Weiner. Years back I uses to sing karaoke songs (Little Feat and Grateful Dead tunes) with both Jason Weiner and his sweet wife, Almond. This was just before the birth of their daughter Rive Tiger Lily. Jason gets to cater the A-List parties for superstars like Jon Bon Jovi. Perhaps his infamous brother, politician Anthony Weiner, will stop by Jason’s place in the Hamptons with his wife, Hillary Clinton insider, the stunning Huma Abedin.

One has to wonder what are the odds that Scarlett Johansson and Chelsea Clinton may end up taking a Lamaze class jointly somewhere posh in East Hampton? Speaking of new arrivals, congrats to Lauren Silverman (37) and Simon Cowell (54) on the arrival of their new son Eric, already over 4 months old. They have rented a splendid place in Bridgehampton and no doubt will have a great summer.

Lastly on the Kardashians front, super K mom Kris Jenner is still in Europe getting ready to perhaps land at “Conscience Point,” to join daughters Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian for the the Southampton filming of “Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons.” Ms. Jenner is all her daughters’ business manager. So when Kanye West decided not to sell the wedding photos for a reportedly $13M how much did that cost his new mother-in-law in commissions? At least $1.3 Million? One can only imagine the phone calls from mom to daughters. So I wonder if Kanye will perhaps record a new version of the Ernie K. Doe hit single from 1961, “Mother In Law!”